Issue #00 · Autumn 2026 · printed at 3am
a zine about someone who should probably definitely be asleep right now.
that's him
寝ろ
IN THIS ISSUE
- things that happened (wrong order)
- stuff i made (1 is dead)
- how to reach me (no boss fight)
my sleep schedulecut by editor
ENTREPRENEUR · RESEARCHER · NORMAL PERSON nope.
cover rewrites: 卌 卌 |||
p.1 of 4 of ??
(not in order. sorry.)
- 2025.10 first paper published!! truncated prisms & centroids
- 2026.04 University of Tokyo, Faculty of Engineering
- 2023.12 Grand Award, Japan Mathematics Competition
- 2026.10 raised a $3M pre-seed for Zero Industries
- 2025.07 #1 in the country[要出典]. out of ~50,000. (National Unified High School Exam)
- 2026.01 Common Test 935/1000 →
99.7999.97th percentile typo. sorry mom - 2025.03 started ToreMock. became "CEO". lol
- 2026.02 co-founded Zero Industries & shut down my own startup to do it
- 2023.07 researcher at Shizuoka University. while still in high school.
- 2026.03 graduated valedictorian, GPA 5.00 / 5.00 (it doesn't go higher. i checked.)
- 2026.07 joint research with GPI
- 20XX next.
← kept the receipt
935/1000
= 99.97th percentile
in all of japan
COMMON TEST · JAN 2026
順番ぐちゃぐちゃ。直さない。
p.2 (i think)
(one of them is dead)
the big one
001 — ZERO INDUSTRIES
co-founder & CTO. co-orbital laser wireless power transmission. tokyo. 2026—now.
zero.space ↗
002 — MY FIRST PAPER
"On Truncated Prisms and Geometric Theorems Involving Centroids." oct 2025.
read the real thing ↗
(the notebook page is a dramatic reenactment)
003 — TOREMOCK
AI mock exams for english. 0 → 2K+ monthly users. founded it as CEO, mar 2025. shut it down myself in feb 2026 to go all in on zero.
no regrets. (some regrets.)
全部本気
different fields. same instinct: ask what's reasonablepossible, then write a planmake it real.← draft 7. stop editing.
p.3
↑ artist's impression
replies faster than
you'd think. (no promises)
CALL ME
(don't. email.)
if you can read this you're holding it wrong
p.4 (last one. probably.)